Cancun Overrun by Desperate Day Trading Laborers (Green-Backs) Willing To Work for Sushi and Large Up-front Fees
10-8-2008
BALTIMORE, MD - As a result of the economic meltdown in the poor third world country to the north known as the U.S.A., Mexico is making an all out effort to slow the illegal immigration of millions of destitute Wall Street executives.
"These suit and tie-wearing margin borrowing transients are taking food out of the mouths of hard working Mexican citizens. If left unchallenged these former executives will eliminate all the sushi, rare Kobe beef, seviche, fine Cuban cigars, caviar, 150 yr. old scotch and sake in Mexico", said Pedro Gonzalez Head of Mexico's Restaurant Enforcement Bureau.
These desperados travel around in groups of one or two stuffed into leather and burled wood appointed cars such as Lexus, Mercedes, BMW, Bentley, Aston Martin, Ferrari and Hummer.
They are always impeccably attired and have starched collars and manicured nails making them look out of place as they try to integrate into the Mexican populace.
Mexico's census bureau now estimates that over 100,000 of these illegal aliens are smuggled across its borders each day. They all come with a passport, driver's license and full identification and most have numbered Swiss bank account passbooks on them.
These migrant day trading laborers fine leather shoulder bags and luxury touring vehicles are loaded with South African Krugerands, loose diamonds, gold bullion and coupons from Starbucks.
The Wall Street-ers have all traded in their worthless Dollars for Mexican Pesos.
U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke acting as spokesman for the Green-Backs as they have come to be known has called the Mexican Government's policies racist.
Bernanke says, "These former Wall Street bankers are just trying to find honest loan sharking jobs so they can feed their families.
They toil under horrendous conditions; working up to 4 hours a day in air conditioned, and beautifully furnished executive offices with private assistants and panoramic views."
If this illegal immigration is not stopped Mexico runs the risk of becoming a third world country like the U.S. and having millions of its citizens scammed into signing suspect papers written in English for subprime no documentation loans that they cannot possibly afford.
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