Olympian Arrives Three Weeks Late and Disheveled but New 'Weedies' Sponsor Not Worried
2-07-2009
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - Late this morning Michael Phelps finally showed up for his news conference to announce his new sponsor 'Weedies - The Breakfast of Stoners'.
Phelps was all scruffy and had traces of pizza sauce around his mouth as addressed the press, "I am retiring from swimming and from now on I will just hang-out around college campuses and frat houses throughout this great nation. I will dedicate my life to the legalization of 'Weedies' so that kids of all races and economic backgrounds can enjoy this nourishing breakfast treat while they improve their appetites."
'Weedies' CEO Robert K Anthony was unavailable for comment since he totally forgot about the news conference.
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