Racist Investors Burn Worthless Stocks at Obama Rally in West Virginia
10-19-2008
BEAVER, WEST VIRGINA - 'The Times They Are A Changin' was the chant herd loudly throughout the day here at a 'White Trash Racists For Obama' rally in this peaceful little rural farm community.
Beaver West Virginia is a poor but intolerant town of 1,570 that has been swept up in Obama fever due to the economic meltdown that has hit our nation.
Mayor Billy Bob Roberts says, "Beaver has been especially hard hit. We represent a socially diverse demographic of simple Hockey moms and Joe Six-pack-gun-tottin'-right-wing-Arab-fearin'- nutcases.
Our mostly White Supremacist population which until now would never even consider endorsing a Democrat, has had a change of mind ever since the few stocks that we owned became worthless and unemployment in our town has reached an all time high of 98% and climbing."
At the rally rather than burn a cross these born-again Obama supporters sat around a campfire holding hands and swaying while singing 'Kumbaya' on the front lawn of a local black family.
Everyone including Senator Obama enjoyed Smores throughout the evening as they giddily tossed stock certificates into the campfire.
Later Beaver's Grand Wizard Elmer Swain whose home was repossessed and now lives in his hood, led the mob in a barber shop version of 'Amazing Grace' and then preached, "Hate is a powerful emotion but hunger is too."
If this trend continues who knows? These radical White Supremacists that until now were staunch McCain/Palin backers, may even begin watching Oprah.
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