McCain Angry His Wife, Cindy, was Denied Audition for Rap Video.
08-09-2008
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - In an apparent 720 degree shift Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama stars in a newly released Ludacris rap video. Also featured in the video is Snoop-Dogg now the top political advisor to the Illinois Senator.
At the video release after-party Snoop stated that appealing to working class white voters (especially old white bitch's) in places such as rural Ohio, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Tennessee and Mississippi is an important strategy of the Obama campaign, and the main reason he advised Obama to do the Ludacris video.
The Republican candidate McCain has accused Obama of being out of touch, different, dangerous. To combat these charges, the candidate will no longer wear the traditional clothing of the establishment (suit, tie and flag pin) but rather the uniform of the common white blue-collar worker as depicted in his rap video. "The key is to show mad skin and tats," says Snoop.
Commenting on this new strategy, Obama stated, "We are facing a crisis in this country and I intend to do something about it. I will do whatever it takes to get elected. I told you the American people I was about change in Washington and if it takes showing off my ass crack to Congress...
From this day forward I will wear only the uniform of the struggling American white blue-collar worker. This will finally put to rest the notion that I am just another out of touch Harvard educated elitist as Senator McCain claims. I plan to add many raunchy tattoos and immediately commission my custom haberdasher to create a complete new wardrobe of Hip-Hop Haute Couture Fashions, not only for me and my bitch but for my entire staff. And as I've said on so many occasions 'this shit's off the hizzle."
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