After Years of Abuse and Involuntary Face Lifts Jackson's Companion Finds Peace
10-18-2008
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Los Angeles Police today released a detailed account of last week's miraculous late-night rescue of "Puberty", Michael Jackson's longtime canine companion.
Puberty, who was originally called Barney, before being abducted and forcibly renamed "Puberty" by Jackson, is now recovering with his previous owner.
The police report states that Puberty has been held prisoner against his will for the past three years and subjected to numerous plastic surgery procedures that have left him virtually unrecognizable.
Police social workers say Puberty looks more like the aging pop star Jackson than a dog.
Timmy Young was a cute 13 yr. old, innocent, baby faced, soft skinned, auburn haired, blue-eyed, junior high school student when his cuddly puberty was taken by Jackson.
Now sixteen, Young told reporters that three years ago he and his Puberty were the sole guests at an intimate private candle light dinner hosted by Jackson at Neverland. When the evening was over Jackson asked Timmy if he would leave his Puberty with him. "After that seductive evening I never saw my sweet Puberty again." said Timmy.
Young kept visiting Jackson on a weekly basis at the ranch, and although he always stayed overnight sleeping with Jackson in his bed he never forgot his Puberty.
Young said that Lying in bed with the famous singer was a "Thriller" but he felt something was missing.
Timmy often inquired about his Puberty but was always lovingly assured by Jackson, "Relax, it's alright everything will be fine I'm a Pop Star. And stop calling him Barney! Call him Puberty, or you'll never see your dog alive again!"
During this time Timmy's parents were given millions of dollars by Jackson apparently to keep them off the scent of his Puberty.
Finally after repeatedly being plied with alcohol and drugs by Jackson, Timmy became despondent and called for police intervention.
When police and firemen arrived at Neverland they saw a tragically undernourished Puberty moon-walking around the ranch with Jackson.
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