Tens of Thousands of New Breeds of Hybrid Dogs And Mutant Mutts May Reap Benefit of Latest Federal Laws Regarding Deadly Car Farting
03-22-2008
WASHINGTON D.C. - America's current gas crisis has caused President Pee Bush to authorize a study by the American Kennel Club. The scientific study has speculated that Hybrids such as Poodle Pointers, Labradoodles, Cock-a-Poos, Pugermans, Bea-bulls, Border Jacks, Cava Poos, and thousands of other mutant mutts, fart less in Lexus and other foreign luxury gas guzzlers. Tests conducted using Lexus, Mercedes, and a 1965 Plymouth Valiant with missing windshield, guessed conclusively that farts were kept to a minimum in the luxury vehicles.
However in a separate report a 2008 four-mile per gallon Hummer showed the lowest detectable amount of hazardous dog fart emissions of all vehicles tested when studied using special scientific dog fart sensing equipment. The study felt that the lower the gas mileage on a vehicle - the less toxic gas fumes that a hybrid dog passenger will release into the atmosphere. Or something like that.
Commenting on the study Pee Bush said, "This here study is a break-through in "Dog Fartology", we now have a group of dogs to blame for all our economic and social problems. I knew there was something stinkin' about them there Hybrids. Good night and may Dog Bless America.
Come to think of it me and Cheyney are Hybrids"
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