Obama's New Dog Tests Positive for George W. Bush and Portuguese Water Dog DNA.
3-10-2009
DALLAS, TEXAS - The Obama children finally got the dog their father promised them. Meanwhile the Obama White House fiercely denied charges that the new family pet was chosen for political reasons.
"We didn't choose him for his looks or obvious close resemblance to someone else." said Chief of Staff Ram Emanuel. "President Obama and his family just can't wait to get the little guy home. The kids plan to get him settled and comfortable before the whole family gathers in the basement catacombs and subjects the critter to the latest in CIA approved Enhanced Housebreaking Techniques."
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