Homespun Shrink Saves another Family from Disaster
1-5-2009
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Doctor Phil, the amazing television pop psychologist, finds himself in the middle of a new controversy. On a recent edition of his daytime show, the good Doc spontaneously volunteered to find a stud for a cute pregnant teenager's puppy.
Carol Hobart is one of the girls involved in the Massachusetts teen pregnancy pact in which a group of high school girls purposely got pregnant simultaneously.
Dr. Phil told reporters, "Since Carol has no idea who the father of her child is; impregnating her dog was the obvious solution to her problem. Now she and her dog can raise the babies together."
That is the genius of Dr. Phil, simple homespun solutions to horrific catastrophic problems. This majestic man of principals and moral values has created a non-profit foundation to demonstrate his commitment to cute pregnant teenaged girls called FSCPT 'Find a Stud for a Cute Pregnant Teen'. If you would like to participate contact Dr. Phil at www.fscpt.org.
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