Former VP Receives Crappy Award for Environmental Responsibility
10-2-2008
BALTIMORE, MD - Last night Al Gore accepted the 'Lend a Hand' Foundation award for Environmental Responsibility at its annual banquet. Gore is a staunch advocate for the use of bare human hands to clean up dog shit in public areas.
Gore has been on the foundation's board of directors ever since he led their successful 2003 public service advertisement campaign for the elimination of plastic shit bags.
For the past 15 years Gore has been at the forefront of the latest dog shit disposal technology. He has spearheaded educational programs to raise awareness for dog owners and is considered to be the leader of the growing anti-plastic dog shit bag movement.
The Former V.P. concluded his award acceptance speech by pointing out that, "Dog crap disposal has become an over 20 billion dollar annual industry with environmentally harmful non-bio degradable toxic plastic dog shit bags at the heart of the problem."
Also cited for excellence at the 'Lend a Hand' banquet where the Smith family of Seattle Washington. The delightful Smith's posed for Gore's original 2003 Ad poster (shown above).
Since that beautiful photo was taken authorities have removed the two blond children from the Smith home due to physical abuse by their father and their mother is a crack whore. Their dog is fine.
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